Did I say that?
OK… So Oil prices are up around $120 a barrel and people are starting to freak out more than ever. Gas prices are up around $3.62 a gallon and food prices keep going up because we’re turning to food sources (Corn for ethanol) to supplement the fuel costs.
The first reaction of those in [...]
A co-worker sent this to my email.
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can’t stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in [...]
Personally, I think this is a great ruling. Except for the last year in Michigan, There would be nothing to stop me from voting for any of my neighbor, or anyone else for that matter. All I’d have to do is know their name and district and I could show [...]
Now THAT’s a big ass turtle! Just the shell alone measured around 18 inches. He was just about to walk into the road when I drove by. Not wanting him to commit suicide, I stopped to try to divert him back into the watery ditch from which he came. He [...]
Jimmy Carter should be ashamed of himself. Going to Speak with Hamas like they’re leaders of a country or something. They shouldn’t be raised to that type of status. They’re a fucking terrorist group. And for God’s sake! Laying a wreath on the grave of Yasser Arafat??!!!
He was the cause of most of the terror [...]
I spent my Earth Day chopping up the corpse of a 60 foot maple tree in my backyard. I burned plenty of gas in the chainsaw, burned propane in my grill cooking chicken and steak kabobs. And I had a fire to burn all of the smaller branches and twigs of [...]
This is ingenious!
Japanese grocery stores had a problem. They are much smaller than shops in the USA and therefore don’t have room to waste. Watermelons, big and round, wasted a lot of space. Most people would simply tell the grocery stores that watermelons grow round and there is nothing that can be [...]
This is a family event for us.
We all get popcorn, chips, or whatever and sit and watch twice a week and critique the singers, argue about our favorites, guess who’s gonna get the boot, yet never vote ourselves. It’s a good time to get Tracy and I along with the girls all in [...]